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Players: | 104/900 | Votes: | 8629 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Astral Orbs Gathered: | 10 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 |
Farms Harvested: | 380 | Rune Stones Activated: | 5 |
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 9 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 56 |
Dragon Scales Harvested: | 436 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 |
Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 |
Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 9 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 8 |
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 |
Join us for epic battles against evil chickens, build the most ridiculous structures you can think of, and trade with villagers who speak only in emojis. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato of power!
So why are you still reading this? Grab your pickaxe and join us on the craziest, most nonsensical Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience. Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be one heck of a ride!