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Players: | 97/600 | Votes: | 3322 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Cosmic Pies Baked: | 8 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 |
Glitched Entities Encountered: | 4 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 |
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 6 |
Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
Runes Activated: | 1 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 41 |
Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 |
Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 6 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 3 |
Join us for epic battles against evil chickens, build the most ridiculous structures you can think of, and trade with villagers who speak only in emojis. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato of power!
So why are you still reading this? Grab your pickaxe and join us on the craziest, most nonsensical Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience. Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be one heck of a ride!