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Players: | 100/800 | Votes: | 9043 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 10 | Holy Grails Found: | 1 |
Love Letters Sent: | 14 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 |
Treasure Maps Found: | 1 | Mines Excavated: | 3065 |
Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
Villages Defended: | 5 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 7 |
Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 5 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 1 |
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 4 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 |
Join us for epic battles against evil chickens, build the most ridiculous structures you can think of, and trade with villagers who speak only in emojis. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato of power!
So why are you still reading this? Grab your pickaxe and join us on the craziest, most nonsensical Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience. Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be one heck of a ride!