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Players: | 90/600 | Votes: | 407 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Lunar Scepters Activated: | 10 | Magic Items Found: | 4477 |
Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 4 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 |
Phoenix Feathers Found: | 13 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
Cosmic Pies Baked: | 2 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 |
Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 |
Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 8 |
Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 |
Join us for epic battles against evil chickens, build the most ridiculous structures you can think of, and trade with villagers who speak only in emojis. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato of power!
So why are you still reading this? Grab your pickaxe and join us on the craziest, most nonsensical Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience. Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be one heck of a ride!