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Players: | 96/200 | Votes: | 7224 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 |
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 | Vanishing Items Found: | 6 |
Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 15 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 4 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 |
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 10 | Herobrine Sightings: | 10 |
Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
Join us for epic battles against evil chickens, build the most ridiculous structures you can think of, and trade with villagers who speak only in emojis. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato of power!
So why are you still reading this? Grab your pickaxe and join us on the craziest, most nonsensical Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience. Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be one heck of a ride!