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Players: | 91/100 | Votes: | 5085 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Forbidden Relics Collected: | 9 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 |
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
Cosmic Pies Baked: | 9 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 5 |
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 |
Immortal Potions Brewed: | 7 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 |
World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 |
Join us for epic battles against evil chickens, build the most ridiculous structures you can think of, and trade with villagers who speak only in emojis. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato of power!
So why are you still reading this? Grab your pickaxe and join us on the craziest, most nonsensical Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience. Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be one heck of a ride!