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Players: | 94/500 | Votes: | 7177 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Farms Harvested: | 437 | Magic Items Found: | 1345 |
Magical Frogs Kissed: | 3 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 2 |
Celestial Gardens Planted: | 2 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 4 |
Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 |
Emeralds Found: | 3267 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 |
Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 |
Join us for epic battles against evil chickens, build the most ridiculous structures you can think of, and trade with villagers who speak only in emojis. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato of power!
So why are you still reading this? Grab your pickaxe and join us on the craziest, most nonsensical Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience. Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be one heck of a ride!