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Players: | 106/700 | Votes: | 4788 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 11 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 2 |
Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 34 |
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 7 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 201 |
Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 13 | Zombie Dances: | 3 |
Epic Mounts Acquired: | 6 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 346 |
Join us for epic battles against evil chickens, build the most ridiculous structures you can think of, and trade with villagers who speak only in emojis. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato of power!
So why are you still reading this? Grab your pickaxe and join us on the craziest, most nonsensical Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience. Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be one heck of a ride!