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Players: | 92/500 | Votes: | 699 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 |
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 |
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 34 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 |
Mineshafts Explored: | 3 | Blood Moons Survived: | 0 |
Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 |
Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 | Love Letters Sent: | 11 |
Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 9 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 |
Join us for epic battles against evil chickens, build the most ridiculous structures you can think of, and trade with villagers who speak only in emojis. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato of power!
So why are you still reading this? Grab your pickaxe and join us on the craziest, most nonsensical Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience. Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be one heck of a ride!