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Players: | 92/800 | Votes: | 514 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Ether Blades Crafted: | 9 | Enchantments Applied: | 255 |
Celestial Beings Befriended: | 4 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 11 |
World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 |
Evil Twin Fights: | 5 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 |
Demon Skulls Collected: | 30 | Royal Courts Attended: | 3 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 |
Join us for epic battles against evil chickens, build the most ridiculous structures you can think of, and trade with villagers who speak only in emojis. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato of power!
So why are you still reading this? Grab your pickaxe and join us on the craziest, most nonsensical Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience. Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be one heck of a ride!