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Players: | 101/1000 | Votes: | 5515 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 3 |
Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 7 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
Votes: | 7720 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
Rainbows Spotted: | 1 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 |
Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 7 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 11 |
Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 |
Animals Bred: | 183 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 2 |
Join us for epic battles against evil chickens, build the most ridiculous structures you can think of, and trade with villagers who speak only in emojis. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato of power!
So why are you still reading this? Grab your pickaxe and join us on the craziest, most nonsensical Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience. Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be one heck of a ride!