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Players: | 110/900 | Votes: | 673 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Glorious Feasts Held: | 11 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 44 |
Zombie Dances: | 5 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 8 |
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 6 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 |
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 1 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 5900 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 25 |
Dragon Scales Harvested: | 293 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Alien Abductions: | 3 |
Join us for epic battles against evil chickens, build the most ridiculous structures you can think of, and trade with villagers who speak only in emojis. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato of power!
So why are you still reading this? Grab your pickaxe and join us on the craziest, most nonsensical Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience. Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be one heck of a ride!