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Players: | 103/400 | Votes: | 1926 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 | Epic Battles Fought: | 13 |
Battle Standards Raised: | 10 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 |
Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
Horror Stories Survived: | 4 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 |
Legendary Items Repaired: | 5 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 15 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 |
Cozy Campfires Lit: | 23 | Living Statues Befriended: | 2 |
Join our server for the chance to ride on flying llamas, battle evil Ender Dragons with lightsabers, and even attend virtual meme conventions where you can trade rare Pepe memes for enchanted diamond swords.
But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground society of talking creepers who are actually super chill once you get to know them. And rumor has it that if you find the hidden portal to the Nether, you’ll be transported to a disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most nonsensical adventure of your virtual life!