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Players: | 93/600 | Votes: | 4888 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 3 |
Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 2 |
Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 24 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 12 |
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 |
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 7 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 10 |
Lunar Scepters Activated: | 8 | Star Shards Collected: | 259 |
Divine Relics Bestowed: | 13 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 10 |
Join our server for the chance to ride on flying llamas, battle evil Ender Dragons with lightsabers, and even attend virtual meme conventions where you can trade rare Pepe memes for enchanted diamond swords.
But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground society of talking creepers who are actually super chill once you get to know them. And rumor has it that if you find the hidden portal to the Nether, you’ll be transported to a disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most nonsensical adventure of your virtual life!