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Players: | 109/400 | Votes: | 3639 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 | Royal Courts Attended: | 0 |
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 24 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 9 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 |
Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 10 |
Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 6 |
Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Vanishing Items Found: | 8 |
Epic Mounts Acquired: | 5 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 |
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