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Players: | 106/200 | Votes: | 9291 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 | Star Shards Collected: | 104 |
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
Whispering Shadows Heard: | 5 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 13 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 12 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 5 |
Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 |
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 |
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