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Players: | 99/700 | Votes: | 6507 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 3 |
Haunted Chests Opened: | 6 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 31 |
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 |
Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 |
Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 10 |
Villages Defended: | 11 | Treasure Maps Found: | 4 |
Enchantments Applied: | 197 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 2 |
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