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| Players: | 102/100 | Votes: | 904 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 2 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 5 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 4 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 22 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 21 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 2 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 | Living Statues Befriended: | 0 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 1 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 |
Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately find yourself face-to-face with a giant chicken riding a pig. Yes, you read that right. The chicken is wearing a top hat and monocle, because why not? As you explore the world, you stumble upon a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks. How did they even get that many diamonds, you ask? Who knows, but it sure is shiny!
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground bunker filled with llamas wearing sunglasses and playing poker. And if you’re lucky, you might even run into a group of villagers having a dance party in the middle of a lava pit. Don’t ask us how they’re not burning to a crisp, it’s just one of the many mysteries of our server.
So what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the wackiest, wildest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Who needs Reddit when you’ve got a world full of giant chickens, diamond castles, and llama poker games?
