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| Players: | 95/900 | Votes: | 3435 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 23 | New Chunks Explored: | 887229 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 10 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 5 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 6 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 3 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 |
Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where our president is a certified redditor! Join us for a wild ride of memes, cat videos, and political debates that somehow always end with everyone agreeing that creepers are the real enemy.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious player who once defeated the Ender Dragon using nothing but a fishing rod and a stack of potatoes. Rumor has it he can build a house faster than you can say “creeper explosion.”
If you’re looking for a server where the only rule is to have fun and maybe occasionally sacrifice a diamond to the meme gods, then this is the place for you. So come on in, grab your pickaxe, and get ready to mine, build, and meme your way to victory!
