Red Heifer’s Epic Minecraft Madness

adaptation, Blame, circle-jerk, eclipse, Epic, fuck you, HEIFERS, ice nine, idiots, Incels, Iran vs Israel, kindergarten, madness, Minecraft, POL, Prophecy, red, Red Deer, red heifer, self-hating, Shortcomings, society, two weeks, Vaccines, young adulthood

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	8487
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Divine Spears Created:	24
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with red heifer quests, intense battles between Iran and Israel, and a hunt for the elusive ice nine block.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret vaccine laboratory where you can create potions to give you superhuman abilities. And don’t forget to keep an eye out for the legendary red deer that roams the land.

Oh, and did we mention that a rare eclipse is set to happen in just two weeks? You won’t want to miss out on the chance to witness this once-in-a-lifetime event.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft server on the internet. And remember, /Pol/ is just a bunch of self-hating idiots who can’t handle our level of fun and excitement. Let’s show them who’s boss!

DynastyMC Cobblemon

Economy, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	4577
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	85	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	25
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Secret Passages Found:	6	New Chunks Explored:	305221

Welcome to DynastyMC on Fabric 1.20.1, where three distinct realities await you in the expansive world of Cobblemon! Immerse yourself in a unique experience with:– Three Realities: Explore different worlds, each with its own set of challenges and surprises. – Mons Riding: Take your adventure to new heights by riding your Mons across the landscapes. – Player-Gyms: Test your skills and earn prestige by conquering challenging Gyms. – Daycare: Nurture and strengthen your Mons while you embark on thrilling quest – Ranked Battles: Rise through the ranks and prove yourself as the ultimate Pokémon trainer. – Cooking: Master the culinary arts with unique recipes to enhance your gameplay! – Global Trade System (GTS): Trade and expand your Pokémon collection with trainers from around the world.DynastyMC is not just a server; it’s a fusion of innovation and classic Pokémon excitement. Join our passionate community and embark on a limitless Pokémon journey. Whether you’re an experienced trainer or just starting, DynastyMC welcomes you to a world where adventure knows no bounds. Your Pokémon journey begins here! Discord Link: http://discord.gg/dynastymc

play.dynastymc.org

MuCraft

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	6941
Rating:	4.6 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	730582	Dragon Eggs Found:	4335
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Mythical Swords Crafted:	80	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Ores Mined:	9813	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	81
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7

spela.mucraft.se

Theatria

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	2716
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	48	Endless Legions Commanded:	49
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3

Welcome to Theatria, the Minecraft server that offers an unforgettable gaming experience! With an established and friendly community, Theatria is the perfect place to make new friends and explore the world of Minecraft. Our server has been running for years, so you can trust that we’re here to stay! We offer custom items and enchants, and our own economy, so you can make your own mark on the world. We also have no map resets, so your progress is safe from start to finish. Join us now, and become part of the Theatria family!

mc.playtheatria.com

SurvivalMP

PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	7078
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	60	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Dimension Hops:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15	Secret Passages Found:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5

Welcome to SurvivalMP! Were simply a Vanilla/Survival server with a friendly community of players. [Rules]

No modded/hacked clients of any kind. No dupes or exploits. No spamming, advertising or disruptive behavior in chat. All Raiding and PvP is allowed!! Make sure to build far!

Survivalmp.ga

HaxysHideout The 1122 Pack PvE

PvE

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	6933
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2

the1122pve.haxyshideout.co.uk

Mccaim

Survival

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	4124
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44
Dimension Hops:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Love Letters Sent:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Mcaim – The greatest minecraft server of all time. Minus all the really good ones, but just ignore those

ms.mcaim.com

MythicHaven

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	2007
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Astral Projections Made:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	7

Welcome to MythicHaven-The ULTIMATE Towny Experience! Claim land using Towny and invite your friends to create sprawling cities along with you. Become the king or queen of your very own nation and band together with cities across the server. Make your own shopping center and dominate the 100% player run economy. The possibilities for expansion are endless! Features: – 75+ Custom Enchants – In-Game Ranks – Jobs, McMMO, Pocketgames – Custom music and sound effects! – Custom crafting recipes – Regular Events, Friendly Staff, and more! Come visit MythicHaven and start the ULTIMATE Towny adventure today!

mcs.mythichaven.net

Overcast Community

Mini Games, PvP

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	1275
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28

With Overcast Community, you get to play a variety of Minecraft PvP maps. Test your skills on different types of maps with unique objectives, made by awesome designers from the former Overcast Network and the community!

play.oc.tc

Lunar Middle School

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	2889
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Emeralds Found:	909
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Herobrine Sightings:	4

play.lunarsurvival.xyz

SpeedMC Network

Creative, OneBlock, Prison, Skyblock

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	4705
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	65
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Crops Grown:	3870	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0

Welcome to the SpeedMC Network! We offer a variety of game modes including One block, Prison, Creative and soon, Skymines! SpeedMC supports all cross plays! This includes Java, Bedrock, Switch, Xbox, PS5, Virtual Reality and more!Our Version Support includes:Skyblock Minecraft 1.14 – 1.18.2 One block Minecraft 1.14 – 1.18.2 Prison Minecraft 1.13 – 1.18.2Server IP: play.mc-speed.com Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/speedmc

play.mc-speed.com

CookieCraft Survival

Economy, Survival

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	609
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Animals Bred:	153
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	45	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

CookieCraft is a place for everyone who loves vanilla Survival and is looking for a great group of people to play with. This is a great place to make friends fast, as we encourage players to be friendly and not grief.This is a server ran by experienced Minecraft server owners, and is running on a very long-term lag-free server.Our features include: A lag-free, long term server… A fresh world… Friendly community… A perfectly balanced player-driven economy — create your own shops!… Non-P2W… Pets… Vanilla Minecraft Survival.IP: play.cookiecraftsmp.com Discord: https://discord.gg/SWPgXdcUXw

play.cookiecraftsmp.com

Project Eden

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	3979
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Votes:	9380
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Dragons Tamed:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Elemental Crystals Collected:	75	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	487	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7

Hello everyone! Welcome to Project Eden, a survival multiplayer server with fresh worlds, helpful and friendly staff, and lots of cool and unique plugins and features! The most important goal of our server is to give our players a place where they can relax and have fun. You can build something spectacular, become the richest player on the server, or just hang out with friends. We also try to give a feeling of a community to the server by organizing events, using a player-driven economy, a personalized and advanced chat system, and so much more. Some of these events include weekly minigame nights on Saturdays, trivia, and holiday specials. Our server also has mcMMO, an in-depth wiki, and server-wide Discord! We make sure our staff is always ready to help you with whatever you need, and that they always treat you with respect.

mcs.projecteden.gg

PiponMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	1370
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19

Welcome to PiponMC, your ultimate destination in the vast world of Minecraft! Immerse yourself in a unique experience where the economy flourishes, jobs are varied, protections are strong, and clans are forged with camaraderie.Prosperous Economy: In PiponMC, economics is the heart of the gaming experience. Take part in various activities, from mining to farming, to earn coins and build your fortune. Open your own store or trade with other players to create a vibrant economy full of opportunities.Various Jobs: Choose from a wide range of jobs, each with their own rewards and challenges. Whether you’re a farmer, a miner, a fisherman, or a crafty trader, there’s a perfect job for every type of player. Earn money doing what you love and excel in your specialty.Robust Protections: At PiponMC, security is paramount. Protect your buildings and belongings using our block protection system. Don’t worry about thieves; Your creations will be safe and you can focus on expanding your empire in a safe and secure environment.Powerful Clans: Become part of a strong and loyal community by joining a clan. Together, they can conquer territories, face epic challenges and build a lasting legacy. Cooperation and strategy are key to your clan’s success in PiponMC.Join us at PiponMC and experience the perfect combination of a thriving economy, varied jobs, robust protections, and powerful clans. Get ready to explore, build and dominate in this exciting world of Minecraft!

piponmc.pro:25505

Ardania

Creative, Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	9295
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Emeralds Found:	5885
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	27
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	349
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Secret Passages Found:	7
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4

server.ardania.de

Lifestealing

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	3694
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19
Endless Legions Commanded:	17	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18

Welcome to Lifestealing! We have tried to make the best possible Lifesteal experience. Here are just some of our features:-No eliminations -Custom Clans inspired by popular mobile games -Crystal PvP -Admin-held and automatic events -No claims -Greifing allowed -Practice PVP for rewards (Duels!)Version 1.20.4 Java: lifestealing.com Bedrock: lifestealing.bedrock.minehut.gg (Port: 19132)

lifestealing.com