Red Heifer’s Epic Minecraft Madness

adaptation, Blame, circle-jerk, eclipse, Epic, fuck you, HEIFERS, ice nine, idiots, Incels, Iran vs Israel, kindergarten, madness, Minecraft, POL, Prophecy, red, Red Deer, red heifer, self-hating, Shortcomings, society, two weeks, Vaccines, young adulthood

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	5089
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Alien Abductions:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with red heifer quests, intense battles between Iran and Israel, and a hunt for the elusive ice nine block.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret vaccine laboratory where you can create potions to give you superhuman abilities. And don’t forget to keep an eye out for the legendary red deer that roams the land.

Oh, and did we mention that a rare eclipse is set to happen in just two weeks? You won’t want to miss out on the chance to witness this once-in-a-lifetime event.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft server on the internet. And remember, /Pol/ is just a bunch of self-hating idiots who can’t handle our level of fun and excitement. Let’s show them who’s boss!

Hollowtree

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	4952
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Magic Items Found:	2297	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Gods Slained:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	9

Welcome to Hollowtree, a relaxing Minecraft community partnered with CorbaWorld. Enjoy features like Grief Prevention, OP gear, unique jobs, QuickShops, McMMO, in-game ranks, donation packs, voting rewards, crates, no AFK-kick, mob catching, a peaceful resource world, MyPet, a creative server, Brewery, custom mob loot, auctions, warps, and Bedrock compatibility!We value our community and host events with exclusive gear and loot. Join our Discord for engagement, reports, suggestions and more! Hollowtree, sprouted from Hollowcraft 2015, reopened in December 2023 with its original owner and many returning members. Come play!

play.hollowtree.net

Minehut

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	154
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
New Chunks Explored:	300351	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

Paying Sucks Paying for game server hosting sucks. We know. That’s why we built an entire platform that allows anybody to create a server for free. Just hop on our lobby to get started.Cloud Technology Minehut’s innovative cloud infrastructure provides freely available servers for hundreds of players to use at any given time. Stop worrying about config files, restart management and uptime dependencies.Twitter: https://twitter.com/Minehut

minehut.com

EcoCityCraft Economy

Cross-Play, Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	2419
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3

org.ecc.eco

Hopela – Survival

Survival

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	2770
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Alien Abductions:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	81
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1

play.hopela.fr

MysticValleyCraft

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	954
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Towns Built:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4

Chill Vibes | Crates | Voter Ranks | Seasonal Events | Skripts | Discord | No Griefing | Grief Prevention | Homes | /SitMystic Valley Craft is a community driven friendly survival server. With two (2) developers, there is no better time than the present to join and pitch your own ideas! All ranks are Vote based ranks! No Pay-to-WIN!Home to a shopping district located around spawn, using a custom in house shop chest plugin, mini-games (such as word guess) and a custom dragon fight, you will never get bored!If you want to play normal survival, that’s okay too! Our world is expansive and ready to be explored! Prefer violence? There are designated PvP Arenas where you can fight other players with leader boards!What is a Crate you might ask?Well first, there’s a Vote Crate, which requires a Vote Crate Key – acquired by, you guessed it, voting! First vote gives you a key on the house! On that note, the more you vote, the better rewards you get with every Vote Level! (try /votelevel in game)Second, there’s a Crate that cycles seasonaly, which is full of enchanted, magical, and exciting custom items! Moon Crate Keys have a 1% chance on every VOTE! That is an average pay out of 14 keys per year just by voting! You can access any Crate you like by visiting the Past Crates Tower at /spawnCome sit down, enjoy the eclipse, and play some Minecraft! 🙂

play.mysticvalleycraft.com

Airidale Classic Prisons

Prison

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	2096
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	19	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3

Since 2016 Airidale has been pushing the bounds of Minecraft, and we are not stopping anytime soon! We offer a wide variety of custom game modes that anyone can enjoy. With custom features exclusive to our network, you won’t be let down!We use custom plugins to give players a true classic prisons experience. With custom enchanting, cells, shops, and items, you will never run out of things to do! Grind your way to the top with McMMO and Gangs! Give Airidale a try today!

ms.airidale.net

AusCraft

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	5839
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Gods Slained:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	6
Mines Excavated:	4185	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11

» JOIN NOW « PLAY.AUSCRAFT.NET Survival | Protections | Resource Pack | mcMMO | Friendly all ages CommunityHere’s some handy links » FORUMS » https://auscraft.net DISCORD » https://discord.gg/auscraft STORE » https://store.auscraft.net We look forward to seeing you, and Happy Crafting!

play.auscraft.net

Mirkovic Junior High School

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	8807
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	27	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Star Shards Collected:	189	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Welcome to MirkovicSMP , we are one strong and friendly community.Things we have is Jobs/Crates/Ranks/Economy/Warp PvP/Graves and a lot of cool things. We are sure there is something for everyone on our server.We are waiting for u !

mirkovicsmp.info

Simplex

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	7437
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Love Letters Sent:	6
Potions Brewed:	121	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Void Armor Forged:	22	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4

Play Minecraft as it should be played: unmodified and simplified!Simplex is a semi-vanilla server made for players who are seeking to play Minecraft in the most genuine way possible; free from modifications that takes away from the true multiplayer Minecraft experience. At Simplex, you must build, survive, suffer or prosper all by yourself, or together with other players. There’s no modifications which will take-away from the brutality of vanilla survival.Simplex only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.Welcome, and enjoy your stay!

simplexmc.com

ChocoHills

Creative, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	1036
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Void Armor Forged:	13	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	20

ChocolateHills Bedrock / MCPE: play.chocohills.com:19132 OP Survival – Golden Shovel Claim – Slimefun: FN amplification, Infinity, Networks, Slimetinker Dungeon Survival: – Custom Enchants, Boss Dungeons, Custom Fishing Vanilla: – keep inventory, almost no commands – no shop, no storage protection, no pvp Creative: – 512×512 Big Plots – Timed Worldedit

play.chocohills.com

AwareNetwork

Factions, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	8075
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	6964	Animals Bred:	162
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Magic Items Found:	8721

AwareNetwork is an exceptional Minecraft server that caters to players of all versions, offering two thrilling game modes: Factions and Skyblock. Whether you’re playing on the latest version or an older one, AwareNetwork provides a seamless and enjoyable experience across the board.IP : play.awarenetwork.euAll versions are supported but it’s suggested that you use 1.20 » Factions » Skyblock » Survival

play.awarenetwork.eu

HearthCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	3837
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	192	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Mythical Quests Completed:	16
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3

HearthCraft is a no-griefing economy SMP with a 0% pay-to-win store (verify for yourself here) that has been making the best experiences since October of 2018. We’re experts in bringing people together. Have a sneak peek here! We’re active on Instagram and Twitter!The server will never reset. Ever. World dates back to July 2019. 0% pay-to-win perk system. Resource worlds (resets monthly) Dynmap Zero tolerance for any form of hate speech. Pet system Level-up System based on playtime, mcMMO, and economy. Land Claiming mcMMO Active and healthy economy system that includes player shops, player warps, auctions etc. /wild (random teleport) command Leaderboards with a wide range of categories from blocks mined and mobs killed to cake slices eaten and pig distance!

play.hearthcraft.net

Middle School Oasis

Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	4867
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Runes Activated:	7
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Gods Slained:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Magic Items Found:	6996	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

play.oasissmp.com

Minecraft Community Prison

Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	785
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Farms Harvested:	276	Mythical Quests Completed:	40
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	3

MCP is a very old prison formed by time and player feedback. It is for players with a good understanding of prisons and those who like custom challenges to work towards.

jail.cdgs.net

Sky Kingdoms

Bedwars, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skywars, Survival Games

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	8869
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Astral Projections Made:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

What do we offer? Bedwars, Survival with Slimefun & Lucky Blocks, Skypvp, Skywars, Agario, 1v1, Survival Games, Hide and Seek, Quake, Vanilla, Factions,

sky-network.eu