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Players: | 97/700 | Votes: | 311 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 25 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 5 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 |
Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 2 |
Falling into the Void: | 3 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 2 |
Gryphons Tamed: | 1 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 11 |
Magic Items Found: | 6403 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
Undead Armies Raised: | 1 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 30 |
But that’s not all, our server is filled with insane stories and wacky adventures. Rumor has it that if you mine a diamond block while riding a pig, you’ll unlock a secret dimension filled with dancing llamas and flying creepers. And don’t even get us started on the legendary treasure hidden at the bottom of the ocean guarded by a giant squid wearing a top hat.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable gameplay you’ve ever seen. Just remember, if something goes wrong, blame it on the women!