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Players: | 102/700 | Votes: | 3936 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Divine Relics Bestowed: | 5 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 2 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 |
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | Herobrine Sightings: | 7 |
Wilderness Tamed: | 5 | Animals Bred: | 47 |
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 |
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 |
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 11 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 |
But that’s not all, our server is filled with insane stories and wacky adventures. Rumor has it that if you mine a diamond block while riding a pig, you’ll unlock a secret dimension filled with dancing llamas and flying creepers. And don’t even get us started on the legendary treasure hidden at the bottom of the ocean guarded by a giant squid wearing a top hat.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable gameplay you’ve ever seen. Just remember, if something goes wrong, blame it on the women!