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Players: | 95/900 | Votes: | 5796 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 7 |
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 13 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 |
Magic Items Found: | 1930 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 1077 | Mines Excavated: | 1398 |
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 6 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 |
Underground Cities Explored: | 1 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 |
Phantom Rings Equipped: | 5 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 |
But that’s not all, our server is filled with insane stories and wacky adventures. Rumor has it that if you mine a diamond block while riding a pig, you’ll unlock a secret dimension filled with dancing llamas and flying creepers. And don’t even get us started on the legendary treasure hidden at the bottom of the ocean guarded by a giant squid wearing a top hat.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable gameplay you’ve ever seen. Just remember, if something goes wrong, blame it on the women!