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Players: | 102/500 | Votes: | 4560 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Players Killed by Monsters: | 5668 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 6 |
Glorious Feasts Held: | 12 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 |
Forbidden Tomes Read: | 4 | Infernal Machines Built: | 0 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 90 |
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 3 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 |
Heroic Legacies Created: | 6 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 2 |
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 |
But that’s not all, our server is filled with insane stories and wacky adventures. Rumor has it that if you mine a diamond block while riding a pig, you’ll unlock a secret dimension filled with dancing llamas and flying creepers. And don’t even get us started on the legendary treasure hidden at the bottom of the ocean guarded by a giant squid wearing a top hat.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable gameplay you’ve ever seen. Just remember, if something goes wrong, blame it on the women!