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| Players: | 98/300 | Votes: | 2444 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 5 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 0 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 6 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 4 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Meteorites Collected: | 4 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 6 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 9 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 1 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 6 |
Are you tired of the harsh realities of life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only reality you’ll have to face is trying to survive the wrath of our resident Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian! That’s right, not only will you have to battle mobs and mine for resources, but you’ll also have to dodge the dragon’s killer punchlines. Trust us, it’s a real challenge trying not to die from laughter!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of zombie pigmen who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or fight against their bacon-loving tyranny? The choice is yours!
So come on down to our server and experience a world where the only reality is the one you create. Just be prepared for the unexpected twists and turns that await you at every corner. See you there, if you dare!
