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| Players: | 110/400 | Votes: | 8538 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 14 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 15 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 18 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 18 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 4 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 5 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 1 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 3 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 4 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 3 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 |
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, most chaotic server out there! Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build giant statues of yourself out of diamond blocks, and have epic rap battles with the Ender Dragon.
Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to blow up because they know they’ll just respawn with a mustache and a top hat. We have secret underground disco parties where the zombies breakdance and the skeletons play the saxophone. And don’t even get me started on our annual llama rodeo competition – it’s a hoot and a half!
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on our server. Just be prepared for anything because in this world, the only limit is your imagination…and maybe the occasional giant flying squid.
