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| Players: | 97/600 | Votes: | 6086 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 2 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 7 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 7 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 17 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 4 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 7 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 7 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 13 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 |
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, most chaotic server out there! Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build giant statues of yourself out of diamond blocks, and have epic rap battles with the Ender Dragon.
Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to blow up because they know they’ll just respawn with a mustache and a top hat. We have secret underground disco parties where the zombies breakdance and the skeletons play the saxophone. And don’t even get me started on our annual llama rodeo competition – it’s a hoot and a half!
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on our server. Just be prepared for anything because in this world, the only limit is your imagination…and maybe the occasional giant flying squid.
