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| Players: | 95/200 | Votes: | 2845 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 9 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 29 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 13 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 5 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 3 | Royal Courts Attended: | 1 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 20 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 |
1. Our server is so insane that even Fauna and Kronii, two of the most powerful players, are no longer friends. Rumor has it that their friendship ended over a dispute about who had the best pet parrot. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on that drama.
2. Our server has a secret underground city filled with diamond blocks, but the catch is that it’s guarded by a pack of rebellious chickens armed with enchanted swords. Will you be brave enough to face them and claim the treasure for yourself?
3. We have a custom plugin that turns all the sheep into disco-loving party animals. You’ll never look at a woolly creature the same way again once you see them busting out dance moves to the beat of the jukebox.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare yourself for a rollercoaster ride of chaos, drama, and hilarity. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a sturdy pickaxe – you’re gonna need it!
