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Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 110/400 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Holy Grails Found: 1 Living Statues Befriended: 1
Runic Tablets Deciphered: 28 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 9
Dragons Tamed: 5 Ancient Ruins Explored: 5
New Chunks Explored: 958106 Crystal Wands Charged: 19
Arcane Towers Raised: 3 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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