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Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 98/100 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Meteorites Collected: 2 Immortal Potions Brewed: 8
Divine Spears Created: 26 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 13
Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6 Royal Decrees Issued: 1
Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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