“Ravencraft: Where semi, but not vanilla, with SMP, dynmap, and Java is the only way to play Minecraft at 18+”.

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Ravencraft Server Overview

Ravencraft is a growing semi-vanilla survival multiplayer server. We have a staff of friendly mods who have worked together for years, an expanding community of players, and an expanding map for you to explore! We are a group of adults who like to build, explore, experiment, and create together. If you’re looking for a community oriented server where you can hang out with mature folks, come give us a try!

Server Address	mc.ravensburg.org
Rules	Click here
Gallery	Click here

About Us

New map for 1.21
Periodic world border expansions
Hard difficulty
Sleep plugin to make nights go faster
Firespread is turned ON
Expanding Overworld road network & Nether tunnel system
Established donor base for high-end, dedicated hardware
Dynmap
Discord
LGBTQI+ friendly
Grown-ass adults

We’re Looking for Players Who

Are 18 and over
Don’t use hacks or cheats
Are respectful of other players
Want to hang out and chat with fun and friendly folks

If this sounds like you, we’d love to meet you! We are a greylist server, so hop on and have a look, and we’ll set you up with a quick and painless application!

Ravencraft Server Overview

Server Address	mc.ravensburg.org
Rules	Click here
Gallery	Click here

About Us

New map for 1.21
Periodic world border expansions
Hard difficulty
Sleep plugin to make nights go faster
Firespread is turned ON
Expanding Overworld road network & Nether tunnel system
Established donor base for high-end, dedicated hardware
Dynmap
Discord
LGBTQI+ friendly
Grown-ass adults

We’re Looking for Players Who

Are 18 and over
Don’t use hacks or cheats
Are respectful of other players
Want to hang out and chat with fun and friendly folks

If this sounds like you, we’d love to meet you! We are a greylist server, so hop on and have a look, and we’ll set you up with a quick and painless application!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Potions Brewed:	117	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	98	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

GammaMc

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1.8x – 1.21.xGammaMc: Celebrating over a decade of top-tier gameplay! Dive into our legendary network with popular game modes like SURVIVAL, SKYBLOCK, FACTIONS, and more. Join our thriving community of passionate players and experience the best in gaming with GammaMc!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	24	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Villages Defended:	11	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

STWForALL

Beta, Cross-Play, Minecraft, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Realm, STWForALL, Survival

Not yet, but soon the Future of Minecraft! We are currently in Beta which means you shouldn’t expect too much! You can play Survival, Prison and even create your own Realm! There’s more to come and it’s going to be a great Minecraft Server!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Mines Excavated:	2803	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Kiwii Fuvkkkk Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further than Kiwii Fuvkkkk! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined Kiwii Fuvkkkk and discovered a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But here’s the twist – the treasure chest was guarded by a pack of dancing llamas wearing top hats! Only those with the best dance moves could access the loot!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground rollercoaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled cavern. Hold on tight and try not to scream as you zoom past flaming zombies and exploding creepers!

And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on our exclusive boss battle against a giant chicken with laser eyes. Yes, you read that right – a giant chicken with laser eyes! Defeat it and earn the title of Chicken Slayer, revered by all on the server.

So what are you waiting for? Join Kiwii Fuvkkkk today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember to bring your sense of humor!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	30	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Falling into the Void:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Beautiful Minecraft SMP Lady

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a diamond in the rough – shiny, rare, and totally worth mining for!

Join us and experience a world where pigs fly, cows do the moonwalk, and creepers throw surprise parties instead of exploding. Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby!

But that’s not all – our community is filled with quirky characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end. From a chicken who thinks it’s a ninja to a villager who speaks only in Shakespearean insults, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us today and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to a dimension where llamas rule the land and diamonds grow on trees. The possibilities are endless on our wacky Minecraft SMP!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Gods Slained:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

FireCraft Minecraft Server

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Yo, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, cuz like, we got ammunition depots on fire like in Russia, but without the drones, just pure chaos and destruction!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a giant explosion rocks the server, sending you flying into the air like a majestic flying pig. But don’t worry, you’ll land safely in a pool of lava, because safety first, right?

And the best part? We have photo evidence of all the madness, so you can show off to your friends how badass you are for surviving the chaos. Plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server where every day is like a Michael Bay movie on steroids?

So come join us and experience the thrill of dodging explosions and fighting off mobs in a world where anything can happen. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a fire extinguisher, cuz things tend to get lit around here.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	6240

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

CraftyCopsPK: Blasphemy Busters!

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hey u, ya u, u wanna join this epic minecraft server? well let me tell u why u should. first of all, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and gold, guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes. yea, u heard me right, laser eyes.

also, we have a pet dragon that flies around and breathes fire on griefers. ain’t nobody messin’ with our server, yo.

oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that takes u on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano? it’s lit, literally.

so come join us on this crazy adventure and let’s build some epic stuff together. just watch out for the killer bunnies, they’re no joke.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

The horror

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Here at Ikara Network, We strive to be the best server for all your competitive needs. With that in mind we have also prepared multiple ways to keep our server competitive and active like making our server accessible from versions 1.7 to the latest and also bedrock support. Our Network consists of multiple game modes including Practice, Factions, and much more! As the server grows, we plan on expanding our network in any way possible that we see will benefit our community.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

CruelCrafts

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Welcome to Cruel Crafts, the ultimate Minecraft challenge! Dive into a world brimming with over 600 unique structures and 300+ distinctive mobs, each designed to push your survival skills to their limits. Forge alliances and gather friends as you navigate. Tame your dragons and be the most powerful and wealthy player.

Build your own thriving city, engage with sophisticated AI NPCs through minecolonies, and master an intricate economy (lightman’s currency). Claim your land and shape your destiny in an ever-evolving world. Explore extraordinary dimensions like the Twilight Forest, the Aether, Blueskies, The Abyss, and Deeper and Darker, all contributing to a rich and immersive experience.

Are you ready to test your mettle and rise to the challenge? Join Cruel Crafts and prove your survival skills in a Minecraft experience like no other!

CHALLENGE: 100$ to whoever reaches level 5 town on minecolonies.

Giveaways and challenges on discord.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

The Underwhelming Reboot SMP – Now with 110% more disappointment and fewer features!

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Server Name	Remake SMP
Season	Season 5
Community Size	9 to 15 players online during peak times
Unique Features	Custom Origins System RPG-Style Skill Trees Player-Driven Lore Proximity Voice Chat Create Mod Ice and Fire Mod Whitelist Access
Apply for Whitelist	Join our Discord and apply today!

FAQ

What is the Custom Origins System?

The Custom Origins System allows players to choose unique origins with special abilities and challenges, adding variety to gameplay.

What are RPG-Style Skill Trees?

Players can level up and unlock new skills in various areas such as combat or magic, allowing for deep customization.

How does Player-Driven Lore work?

The server’s lore evolves based on the actions of players, with decisions, alliances, and battles shaping the world’s storyline.

What is Proximity Voice Chat?

Proximity Voice Chat allows players to talk to nearby players without typing, enhancing immersion in battles, collaborations, and roleplay.

What mods are available on the server?

The server features the Create Mod for building contraptions and machines, as well as the Ice and Fire Mod for facing dragons, mythical beasts, and challenging bosses.

How can I join the server?

To join the server, you must apply for whitelist access by joining the Discord server and following the application process.

What types of players are welcome on the server?

Whether you’re a builder, explorer, fighter, or storyteller, there is a place for you on the server to contribute to the evolving story and shape its future.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Animals Bred:	107	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Holy Grails Found:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

City Craft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most unpredictable server out there! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of mischievous llamas who have taken over the city of Warsaw and turned it into a pixelated paradise. They may spit at you from time to time, but it’s all in good fun!

2. We have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure, but beware of the giant chicken guarding it. Legend has it that anyone who defeats the chicken will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods.

3. Our server hosts weekly llama races where players can ride on the backs of these majestic creatures and compete for the title of Llama Champion. The winner gets a diamond-encrusted saddle and bragging rights for life.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get spit on by a llama, but that’s just part of the fun)!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Mines Excavated:	1715	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	26
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Prelim Edition Minecraft SMP

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Are you ready to witness the ultimate showdown between Cats and Lions on our Minecraft SMP? Join us for epic battles, wild adventures, and crazy shenanigans as these fierce felines fight for the title of McgWinner and a chance to make it to the granny (whatever that means)!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you see a tabby cat take on a lion in a game of parkour, or watch a pride of lions try to outbuild a group of house cats in a build battle? Plus, rumor has it that the winner gets a lifetime supply of catnip and a pet dragon (don’t ask how that works, just go with it).

So come join us for a purrfectly wild time on our Cats vs LionsMcgWinner through to the granny Minecraft SMP! It’s gonna be a roaring good time, trust us.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

BdayBashBattleGFNotReady

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Are you tired of dating someone who only puts effort into their appearance when they feel like it? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the drama of real life relationships by building your dream world where everyone always looks fabulous, no messy buns in sight!

On our server, you can create the perfect date night setting without worrying about your partner showing up in baggy clothes and a messy bun. Build a romantic restaurant or a cozy cabin in the woods, where you can enjoy a virtual dinner with your pixelated partner who always looks stunning.

And if you ever feel like your virtual girlfriend isn’t putting in enough effort, just hit her with a virtual diamond pickaxe and make her change into a nicer outfit. No need for awkward conversations or fights, just pure Minecraft fun!

So come join us on our server and leave all your relationship drama behind. Who needs a real girlfriend when you can have a perfectly styled virtual one? Join now and start building your dream world, where everyone always looks fabulous!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	20	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Runes Activated:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

PennyWiseSMP – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Look no further, because our SMP is the ultimate subscription worth every penny!

Join us for the chance to ride on a flying pig, battle a giant chicken boss, and even participate in a dance-off with a creeper! Our server is filled with wacky adventures and hilarious moments that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

But that’s not all! By joining our SMP, you’ll also have the opportunity to become best friends with a talking sheep, go on a quest to find the legendary diamond banana, and even take a ride on a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the most outrageous and hilarious gameplay you’ve ever seen! Trust us, this subscription is worth every penny for the sheer amount of laughs and fun you’ll have.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Star Shards Collected:	172	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

CraftyRedditorsCraftingFun

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all you wild and wacky players out there!

Join us on our server where we have a special rule that every time you write in chat, you must replace your country name with a random word like “banana” or “unicorn”. Why? Because why be normal when you can be hilariously absurd?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “In My Banana” challenge, where players must come up with the most outrageous stories about their fictional country and why it’s the best place in the world. From flying pigs to rainbow rivers, the possibilities are endless!

So why wait? Join us today and let your imagination run wild on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server! Who needs reality when you have a world of pure craziness waiting for you?

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Emeralds Found:	6005	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

UNLAWFULGADGETS

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so, like, imagine a minecraft server where we take ordinary stuff and turn it into weapons. like, we got toasters that shoot out flaming toast, and vacuum cleaners that suck up enemies. it’s like a war zone but with household items, man.

the united nations rights chief is all up in arms about it, saying it violates international law. but who cares about that when you can have so much fun blowing stuff up with a hair dryer that shoots out lightning bolts? join our server and be a rebel against the boring rules of the real world. let’s make household appliances great again!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Emeralds Found:	2800
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	8127	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Demon Skulls Collected:	12

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!