RatitasNalgonas | New Minecraft Servers 2025

SMP Axiba

application, Axiba, Ban, base, clean, common sense, Community, Discord, exploit, Fellowship, good times, Hack, imagination, Jerk, JOKE, landscape, Map Reset, smp, warn, Whitelist

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	7046
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Crops Grown:	8019
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	8

Axiba Minecraft Server Overview

Founded	August 2016
Players	2-4 initially, larger community now
Server Type	Community-focused
Server Event	Map reset around mid-December

FAQ

Question	Answer
Are hacks and mods allowed on the server?	No, only specific mods such as OptiFine, Minimaps, StatusHUD mods, Shaders, and Gamma/Lighting mods are allowed. Exploits in the game are also acceptable.
What are the rules for player behavior?	Players should not steal or grief from others, only engage in PvP with mutual agreement, and be respectful towards fellow members. A warning system is in place for violations.
How can I join the server?	Interested players can apply by providing their In-Game Name, age, favorite activity in Minecraft, reason for joining, agreement with the rules, and any additional information. The Discord contact is madhatter4942.

Future Crafters 1.20.6

1.20.6, 2025, balding, baldness cure, baldness prevention, baldness research, baldness treatment, Crafters, cure for baldness, derma roll, fin, Future, hair growth, hair loss, hair loss remedies, hair loss solutions, Hair Regrowth, hair restoration, Hair thinning, male pattern baldness, Min, receding hairline, Rosemary

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	6644
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Chimeras Created:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Potions Brewed:	91	Magical Moments Shared:	7
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Astral Amulets Crafted:	36	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

Yo, bro, forget about baldness, come join this Minecraft server where we embrace all types of hair, even if it’s pixelated! We’ll make your blocky avatar look so fly, no one will even notice your real-life hair struggles. Plus, we have a secret potion in-game that guarantees luscious locks for your character. Say goodbye to baldness and hello to a world where hair is always on point!

ParentalPanic Minecraft Server

apartment, Chores, city, dog, family, Financial, Grandparents, Guilt, Help, Household, INDEPENDENCE, Minecraft, moving out, ParentalPanic, parents, relationships, responsibilities, retirement home, Server, sick leave, stress, Support, University

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	1911
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Void Gems Collected:	27	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	2

Are you tired of being called an “egoist pig” by your parents for wanting to move out? Do you feel like you’re being guilt-trapped into staying at home and taking care of everything while they handle the drama of moving your grandparents into a retirement home? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save you from the chaos of real life!

Join our server and escape to a world where you can build your dream house without any guilt trips from your family. No more chores, no more emotional baggage – just pure, unadulterated Minecraft fun! Plus, you’ll still be close enough to help out your parents if they really need it, so you can have your cake and eat it too (just like in Minecraft)!

Forget about the stress of real life and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is finding diamonds and defeating creepers. Join our server now and start your new life of freedom and fun – because let’s face it, you deserve it after all you’ve been through!

NoMoreFreeBabysitCraft

Appreciated, Babysitting, demanding job, family, Kids, mental toll, nephew, Niece, NoMoreFreeBabysitCraft, payment, Plans, RELATIVES, responsibilities, selfish, single mom, single mom struggles, sister, social toll, unreasonable, used

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	9751
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Runes Activated:	5
Zombie Dances:	9	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Meteorites Collected:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8

Are you tired of being taken for granted like this poor soul babysitting her sister’s kids? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life responsibilities!

Join our server and never worry about being guilt-tripped into babysitting for free again. Instead, you can build your own virtual world where the only demanding job is to mine for diamonds and fight off creepers.

No more canceling plans with friends because your in-game village needs defending. And forget about being called “selfish” for wanting some time to yourself. On our server, it’s all about self-care and having fun!

So come join us and escape the drama of family obligations. Build, explore, and conquer in a world where the only thing you’re expected to do is have a good time. See you in the game!

ResolutionGuru21 – Minecraft SMP

achievement, Commitment, determination, goal-setting, Minecraft, motivation, new years resolution, perseverance, personal growth, progress, Reflection, ResolutionGuru21, resolutions, SELF AWARENESS, self development, self improvement, Self Motivation, self reflection, self-care, self-discipline, self-improvement journey, smp, success

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	2939
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4

Bro, forget about New Years Resolutions, join our epic Minecraft SMP and achieve your goal of becoming the ultimate block-building master! We got creepers that do the Macarena, villagers that breakdance, and a secret underground base filled with diamonds and cake (yes, cake!). So ditch those boring resolutions and come join the chaos and fun on our server. Plus, we have a llama named Larry who tells the best jokes, so what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make 2022 the year of epic blocky adventures!

CreeperCompliments

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	5083
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old compliments like “nice build” or “great job”? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up with the weirdest and most unusual compliments you’ll ever receive!

Join our server and prepare to be showered with compliments like “Your pixelated hair looks fabulous today” or “Your block-placing skills are out of this world, like seriously, are you a wizard or something?” But that’s not all, our players are known for their creativity when it comes to complimenting, so be prepared for some truly bizarre and hilarious compliments that will leave you scratching your head in confusion and laughing out loud at the same time.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wackiest and most outrageous compliments in the Minecraft universe. Who knows, you might even receive a compliment that will make you question reality itself. Don’t miss out on the fun, join us today!

Multiverse Adventures

Adventures, Alternate Realities, books, choose your own path, create-your-own-adventure, Decision making, Exploration, FANTASY, free will, gamebooks, imagination, immersive experience, Interactive Fiction, interactive storytelling, multiple dimensions, multiple endings, Multiverse, navigation, reader-driven narrative, role playing, storytelling

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	3778
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

So, like, imagine if you could, like, jump into a book and, like, create your own adventure, right? Well, on this epic Minecraft server, it’s like that but on steroids, dude! You can, like, travel through different dimensions and, like, do whatever the heck you want!

Want to ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens? Done. Want to build a castle made entirely of cake and live like a king? Easy peasy. Want to challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off? Heck yeah, let’s boogie!

This server is, like, the ultimate playground for your wildest fantasies. So, like, grab your pickaxe and join us for a crazy ride through the multiverse. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

The Beykery

backstory, bedrock, Beykery, character profiles, Discord, improv, java, Lore, motives, narrative, personal stories, proximity chat, smp, Streamers, Vanilla Plus, Writers

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	1182
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Astral Projections Made:	2	Potions Brewed:	159
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14

Server Name	The Beykery
Server Type	Vanilla+ (proximity chat)
Supported Platforms	Java and Bedrock 1.21.3

Overview

The Beykery is a Vanilla+ (proximity chat) Minecraft server where players can create their characters with unique backstories and motives. The server features an overarching story crafted by the team, where interactions are primarily improv-based. Streamers and writers collaborate to weave personal stories into the narrative.

For more information about the current lore, you can visit here.

Join the discord here.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join The Beykery Minecraft server?	You can join the server by connecting with Java or Bedrock 1.21.3 and joining the server IP provided.
What is the server type?	The server is Vanilla+ with proximity chat enabled for a unique gameplay experience.
Can I create my character with a backstory?	Yes, players are encouraged to create characters with their own backstories and motives to merge into the overarching story.
Is there a discord for The Beykery?	Yes, you can join the discord community at the provided link for updates, discussions, and more.

Whispering Echoes 1.21.4

1.21.4, accident, accident prone, awkward, child, Cleanup, Echoes, EMBARRASSMENT, funny, humor, mahiro, Messy, mishap, mistake, Oops, parenting, Poop, shame, Situation, Surprise, underwear, unexpected, whispering

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	8621
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Crops Grown:	5166
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Towns Built:	9
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8

Join our Minecraft server for the wildest and craziest adventures! We have exploding poop everywhere! It’s like a party in your pants, but in Minecraft! Explore a world where poop is the ultimate power-up and watch out for surprise attacks from flying underwear! It’s a poop-tastic experience you won’t find anywhere else! So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft messy again!

RedditCraft SMP – Solo Hobbyists

Creative pursuits, enjoyable activities, hobbies for enjoyment, hobbies for introverts, hobbies for mental health, hobbies for mindfulness, hobbies for one person, hobbies for personal growth, hobbies for relaxation, hobbies for self-discovery, hobbies for self-improvement, hobbies for solitude, hobbies for stress relief, hobbyists, indoor hobbies, leisure time, outdoor activities, reddit users, RedditCraft, Relaxation, self-care, smp, Solo, solo hobbies

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	1790
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Players Killed by Monsters:	6720
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Chimeras Created:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Dimension Hops:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2

Hey fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of playing on boring old servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Yes, you heard me right, the creepers are dancing now!

Join our wacky SMP where the only rule is to have fun and be as ridiculous as possible. Build a house out of giant mushrooms, ride a llama into battle, or even start a llama circus (yes, llama circus is a thing now). The possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and a hot tub full of lava (don’t worry, it’s safe…maybe). And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal to a dimension where everything is made of cake. Who wouldn’t want to join this madness?

So come on down to our server and let’s create chaos together! Who needs normal when you can have insane? Join now and let’s make Minecraft history…or at least a really funny YouTube video.

CraftyFibsMC

CraftyFibsMC, Deceit, Deception, dishonesty, falsehood, fib, lying.., most common lie, untruth, white lie

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	7493
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	8546
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49

That they’re too busy to join our epic Minecraft server! But let me tell you, you do NOT want to miss out on the adventure of a lifetime. Picture this: you spawn in a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Our server is so lit, even Herobrine himself is like, “Dang, I gotta get in on this!” So come on, stop lying to yourself and join us for some seriously crazy fun. Trust me, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a chicken, in which case, watch out for the zombie chickens…they mean business).

ScurvyCraft: The Citrus Crusade

children, Citrus, COMEBACK, CRUSADE, Disease, Epidemic, food insecurity, France, health, healthcare access, low-income families, malnutrition, Medical Treatment, nutrition, POVERTY, preventive measures, public health, resurgence, scurvy, ScurvyCraft, social inequality, vitamin deficiency, vulnerable populations

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	8943
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	14
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	68	Meteorites Collected:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Astral Projections Made:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14

come join our minecraft server, where scurvy is making a comeback in france but only affects the poorer children!! why you ask?? because our server is so lit that even the scurvy bacteria wanna join the fun!! build your own scurvy-proof fortress and fight off the evil fruits trying to take over your land!! join now and show those scurvy-infested peasants who’s boss!! let’s make france scurvy-free again, one block at a time!!

Hack Pupils Sleep: Optimize Recall

brain function, brain health, cognitive enhancement, cognitive function, cognitive performance, contracted-pupil, Hack, INFORMATION, learning and memory, Memory, memory improvement, Mice, neuroscience, Optimize, Pupils, recall, research, Sleep, sleep science, sleep state, Understanding

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	9680
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Magical Moments Shared:	8	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Falling into the Void:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	16

come join our epic minecraft server where we hack our sleep for better cognitive function like mice but better cuz we’re humans yo. our contracted-pupil sleep state will make you remember stuff like a boss and be smarter than einstein. join us and unlock the secrets of the universe through minecraft. who needs school when you have our server to make you a genius. come on, what are you waiting for? dive into the mind-bending world of our server and become the ultimate brainiac.

Java Survival

Address, admins, Cheating, commands, Community, controversial topics, Discord, HACKING, java, land protections, Language, Legitimate, Longevity, Minecraft, Moderators, multiplayer, Players, Plugins, rules, Server, smp, Staff, Survival

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	3817
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4

Server Name	Java Survival SMP Server
Server Type	Survival
Server Address	mc.javasurvival.com
Discord	Join us on Discord

Overview

Java Survival is a multiplayer server dedicated to providing a legitimate Minecraft experience. Moderators and admins play the game just like everyone else, without using commands for personal gain. The server has custom plugins for basic commands and land protections, giving it a unique feel.

Server Rules

No excessively offensive language
No politics or other controversial topics
No hacking, cheating, or abusing exploits
Do not disturb other players’ property
Do not build too close to other players
Be respectful to others and be kind!
No advertising

FAQ

Q: Can I use mods on the server?

A: Yes, as long as they do not give you an unfair advantage over other players.

Q: Are there any banned items on the server?

A: We have a small list of banned items that are known to cause issues or griefing.

Q: How can I report a player for breaking the rules?

A: You can report a player to a moderator or admin in-game or through Discord.

Q: Can I join the server if I’m under 18?

A: Yes, we welcome players of all ages as long as they follow the server rules.

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: No, griefing is strictly prohibited and can result in a ban from the server.

Q: Are there regular events or competitions on the server?

A: Yes, we host events and competitions regularly to keep the community engaged and entertained.

Mystic Valley Quests 1.20.3

1.20.3, alcohol, Finally, forum moderators, Gaming Community, gaming subculture, guess, hangover, internet culture, internet memes, jannies, late night moderation, Moderation, mystic, online forums, Quests, sobered up, Sobriety, V, Valley, video game addiction, video game jannies, video games, virtual reality

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	1923
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Potions Brewed:	22
Crops Grown:	1909	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Towns Built:	2	Villages Defended:	12

Hey, you wanna join this Minecraft server that’s so wild, even the /v/ jannies had to take a break from their Mountain Dew to check it out!

Imagine a world where pigs fly, creepers sing show tunes, and diamonds rain from the sky.

You’ll be mining, crafting, and trolling your way through a pixelated paradise that will make you question reality.

So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for a ride on the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Players:	98/400	Votes:	1823
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	20	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Dimension Hops:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Secret Passages Found:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9