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| Players: | 107/700 | Votes: | 4368 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 9 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 10 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 |
| Mines Excavated: | 3688 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 6 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 4 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 |
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