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| Players: | 101/200 | Votes: | 2947 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 7 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 5 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 3 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 27 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 12 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 6 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 |
so, like, this minecraft server is, like, totally epic, dude. you gotta join because, like, we have this athlete who was, like, convicted of rape but the dutch olympic organizers are totally cool with it. it’s, like, the wildest thing ever, man. you gotta see it to believe it. plus, we have, like, a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and, like, a giant chicken that shoots fireballs. it’s, like, a total blast, bro. come join us and be part of the craziest minecraft server ever!
