Come have fun with us, invite your friends to the server so that little by little we become more and more little people…
| Players: | 91/900 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 9 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 12 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 7 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!
| Players: | 98/500 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 | Dimension Hops: | 14 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 12 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.
We have legendary tales of players who have tamed dragons and ridden them into battle against hordes of zombie pigmen. Our community is so tight-knit that we once had a player accidentally build a house on someone else’s land, and instead of getting mad, they became best friends and built a castle together.
But the real reason you should join our server is because we have a secret underground disco party that only the most elite players are invited to. Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly you stumble upon a hidden lever that opens up a secret passageway to the coolest dance floor you’ve ever seen. The music is bumping, the drinks are flowing (in-game of course), and everyone is doing the floss dance like their lives depend on it.
So come join us on our Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your internet connection, but who’s counting?). Don’t let your RAM go to waste – join us and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 109/400 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Infernal Machines Built: | 1 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 27 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!
But beware, if you’re not feeling the gay vibes, you may find yourself spontaneously bursting into show tunes or developing a sudden obsession with glitter. So come join us and embrace your inner diva, because on this server, being gay is the only way to play!
| Players: | 90/1000 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Herobrine Sightings: | 3 | Magic Items Found: | 2588 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 | Orbs of Power Found: | 6 |
Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.
| Players: | 94/700 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 12 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 5 |
Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.
Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and epic battles. We have a new champion, Ambessa, The Matriarch of War, who will lead you into battle like never before.
Our server is constantly updating with new content, including the upcoming Worlds 2024 event pass. Get ready to show off your skills and dominate the competition like a true Minecraft pro.
But that’s not all! Our server is so advanced that you can even check your account stats and builds in real-time. Plus, our model viewer will blow your mind with its stunning visuals.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 94/900 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| New Chunks Explored: | 946319 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 8 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 24 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.
We’ve got writefags dropping stories crazier than a creeper explosion, and our pastebin is filled with more drama than a villager trading scandal. And don’t even get me started on our paid content – kemono.party artists are serving looks hotter than a blaze in the Nether.
Looking for some juicy anatomy discussions? Look no further, because we’ve got it all here. From thicc thighs to voluptuous curves, we’ve got everything you need to satisfy your wildest Minecraft fantasies.
So why join /femfat/? Because where else can you find a Minecraft SMP server where bad anatomy bothers us more than a creeper sneaking up on you in the dark? Join us now and embrace the chaos – just make sure to watch out for those pesky Endermen!
| Players: | 101/500 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Farms Harvested: | 485 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 5 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 5 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!
| Players: | 99/200 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 3 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 1 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 15 |
Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.
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| Players: | 103/100 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!
Magic, races, events, plot, mechanics, crafts, tools, recipes and much more – all this is AlaradaFantasy!
But that’s not all, but there’s so much that is promising, isn’t it? On our server you really have a lot of possibilities.
Do you want a regular PVE game?
For you there is agronomy, fishing, brewing…
Maybe you want PVP and battle?
And for you we have classes, magic, skills and abilities…
Or are you in the travel spirit?
Not a problem, because you can take quests, study a custom map with beautiful generation, see other people’s cities…
Or do you want to add your name to the server history?
And this can be done without any problems, because there will be story events, events, battles, cities, politics for you…
| Players: | 95/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 1 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 1 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 4 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 |
Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.
1. Our server is actually a secret pirate ship sailing through the vast ocean of Minecraftia. We pillage villages, plunder treasure, and battle sea monsters all while building epic bases on the deck of our ship.
2. The captain of our ship is none other than Luffy from One Piece! Yes, you heard that right. He leads us on wild adventures, searching for the legendary One Piece treasure while fighting off rival pirate crews.
3. Our server is so intense that we have our own daily One Piece chapter releases. That’s right, you can read the latest manga chapters while mining for diamonds and battling creepers. How cool is that?
So what are you waiting for? Jump aboard our pirate ship Minecraft server and join us on the craziest adventure you’ll ever experience! Just be prepared for epic battles, hidden treasures, and maybe even a run-in with a kraken or two. See you on the high seas, matey!
| Players: | 106/200 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 15 | Alien Abductions: | 4 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 |
Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!
Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and within minutes, they stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. But that’s not all, oh no! They also encountered a group of friendly llamas who led them on a wild adventure through a secret underground cave system filled with rare ores and dangerous mobs. And just when they thought things couldn’t get any crazier, they found themselves in a PvP battle against a horde of zombie pigmen riding on flying chickens!
So, if you want to experience epic loot, bizarre animal encounters, and insane PvP battles, then come join our Minecraft SMP and see what kind of wacky adventures await you! Who knows, you might just become the next legend of our server.
| Players: | 106/300 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 10 | Wilderness Tamed: | 19 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 8 | Runes Activated: | 0 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a special feature that allows players to launch nukes at any location on the map. Want to see what happens when you detonate a nuke in Africa? Look no further than our server!
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground bunker filled with rare and valuable resources. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest guarded by a giant mutant spider that drops diamonds like they’re going out of style.
If you’re feeling adventurous, you can also participate in our weekly “TNT Olympics” event, where players compete to see who can create the biggest explosion using only TNT blocks. The winner gets a special prize – a pet creeper that follows them around and explodes on command.
So come join us on “nuke africa” and experience the thrill of destruction and mayhem like never before. Just remember to watch out for those pesky creepers – they tend to sneak up on you when you least expect it!
| Players: | 96/600 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Magic Items Found: | 1693 | New Chunks Explored: | 833808 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 6 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 333 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.
| Players: | 102/500 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 11 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 6 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 12 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 3 |
Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.
Omz is a talented musician and songwriter known for blending various genres, including R&B, hip-hop, and pop. With a unique voice and captivating lyrics, Omz has quickly garnered a dedicated fanbase and critical acclaim. His music showcases a natural talent for storytelling and emotion, making him a rising star in the music industry.
| Players: | 101/900 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 1 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 23 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 |
Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.
On our server, you can ride unicorns through fields of rainbow sheep, battle evil llamas in epic quests, and even build a house made entirely of diamonds. And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is actually a secret DJ who throws the most lit parties in the End dimension.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a legendary Saarpanese warrior in the wackiest Minecraft world you’ve ever seen!
| Players: | 110/800 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Gryphons Tamed: | 4 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 7 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 2 |
Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.
