Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as epic as President Donald J. Trump’s speeches? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of building walls that are so big, even Mexico will be jealous.

We’ve got more rallies than you can shake a stick at, with special appearances from Liz Harrington, the Trump Spox who will keep you updated on all the latest server news.

And don’t worry about those haters who say Trump hasn’t done anything – we’ve got archived links to prove them wrong! Plus, we’ve got exclusive videos of Trump declaring “WE WILL WIN” and making America great again, again.

So come on down to our Minecraft server and experience the greatness that is President Trump. Build the best structures, make the best deals, and show the world that you’re a true patriot. Make Minecraft great again, one block at a time!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players: 90/700 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden: 2 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 12
Vanishing Items Found: 5 Alternate Realities Explored: 2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • The Helluva Hotel Minecraft SMP #2226

    The Helluva Hotel Minecraft SMP #2226
    Welcome to our totally chaotic and insane Minecraft SMP! Our beautiful queen Edition is ruling over the land with an iron fist… or maybe a diamond sword, who knows? Join us for a wild ride filled with demons, assassins, and hellhounds – just like in Hazbin Hotel and Helluva Boss!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even Charlie herself would want to join. We’re on a mission to rehabilitate demons and reduce overpopulation in our kingdom… by building hotels and running small assassin businesses, of course. Who knew rehab could be this fun?

    So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. We promise you won’t regret it… unless you get on the bad side of our bruiser Millie, then all bets are off. Join now and let the chaos begin!

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 91/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 5 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1
    Soul Swords Wielded: 3 Falling into the Void: 2

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • Manchuria Opium Squad Minecraft Server

    Manchuria Opium Squad Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind faster than a creeper explosion? Look no further than the Manchuria Opium Squad server! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that on this server, the pigs ride around on saddled chickens while wearing top hats and monocles. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden underground disco party where the zombies breakdance and the skeletons DJ. Plus, rumor has it that the rarest ore on the server is actually made of pure diamond-encrusted bacon. So come join the madness at Manchuria Opium Squad and experience Minecraft like never before!

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 96/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 10 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Blood Moons Survived: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • Switch Finger Yo Dunn Minecraft SMP

    Switch Finger Yo Dunn Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride on steroids!

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging creepers while riding a llama into battle against an army of evil chickens. And don’t even get us started on our legendary treasure hunts, where players have found diamonds hidden in the most unexpected places – like inside a giant mushroom or under a lava waterfall.

    But beware, this server is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground society of zombie pigmen who are plotting to take over the server and turn it into a pig paradise. Will you join forces with the other players to stop them, or will you be swayed by the promise of unlimited bacon?

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin! Just remember, keep your finger off the switch – you never know what kind of chaos you might unleash.

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 106/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1 Spectral Entities Defeated: 1
    Wilderness Tamed: 19 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • Crazy Craft Minecraft Server

    Crazy Craft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you mentally deranged, purple-pink led light-loving, anime-watching, Japan-obsessed trannies out there!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, insane builds, and non-stop laughter. Our community is like no other, with Discord chats that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. Plus, our desktop PC-themed world will blow your mind with its creativity and uniqueness.

    So why wait? Join our server now and let your inner weirdo shine! Who knows, you might even find a fellow purple-pink led light enthusiast to bond with over your love for all things wacky and wonderful.

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 98/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4 Heroic Legacies Created: 4
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 1 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 4

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • BlockyBucs vs BlockyRavens – Minecraft SMP Game Night #1

    BlockyBucs vs BlockyRavens – Minecraft SMP Game Night #1
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place for all things chaotic and hilarious! Join us for epic battles, crazy pranks, and nonsensical shenanigans that will have you laughing until you cry.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by a mischievous ghost who loves to mess with players. Don’t be surprised if your blocks start moving on their own or if you hear creepy whispers in the night. It’s all part of the fun!

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: every full moon, the entire server transforms into a giant dance party where players must battle it out on the dance floor to win epic prizes. Trust us, you’ve never experienced anything like it before.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the wildest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a strong stomach for all the crazy antics that await you. See you on the server, and remember to come ready to shit post like never before!

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 95/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Secret Guilds Joined: 3 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Buildings Constructed: 49

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • TrulyMine 1.8 – 1.20 Minecraft server

    TrulyMine 1.8 – 1.20 Minecraft server

    Jump 10 blocks in parkour and get 10 donated keys

    Hacking the admin /free

    Admin Truly

    Buy a cheap donation for 75 rubles and get a bunch of rights!

    [Владелец] /op + pex (Access to any private)

    https://trulymc.easydonate.ru/

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 91/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 6 Alternate Realities Explored: 4
    Wyrmholes Dug: 3 Astral Mages Summoned: 4

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • Disaster Minecraft SMP – Chaos Awaits

    Disaster Minecraft SMP – Chaos Awaits
    Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to witness the most chaotic economy ever! Our roads are made of lava, our bridges collapse every time someone walks on them, our postal service is run by chickens, and our libraries are full of books written by villagers who can’t even read! It’s a modern civilization gone hilariously wrong, and you won’t want to miss out on the madness. Plus, rumor has it that the mayor is actually a llama in disguise. So come join us and experience the wildest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen!

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 91/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 7
    Underground Cities Explored: 5 Eternal Flames Captured: 3

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • Crafty Rage Minecraft Server

    Crafty Rage Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that promise the world but deliver nothing but disappointment? Look no further, because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the best dancers!

    Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret. Legend has it that if you mine deep enough, you’ll find a portal to a magical land where diamonds grow on trees and the sun never sets. Plus, our server has a built-in taco dispenser that shoots out delicious tacos whenever you’re feeling hungry. Who needs boring old survival mode when you can have tacos on demand?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the world’s largest collection of talking llamas who will serenade you with their beautiful voices while you build your dream castle. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with rare items like enchanted golden carrots and diamond-encrusted pickaxes.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Just remember to watch out for the dancing creepers – they’ve got some killer moves.

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 110/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 5 Magical Frogs Kissed: 3
    Evil Lairs Raided: 6 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 58

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • Jojo Part 7 Minecraft SMP

    Jojo Part 7 Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of waiting for Netflix to get their act together and release the next part of Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure? Well, fear not my fellow Jojo fans, because our Minecraft SMP server is here to save the day!

    Join us for epic adventures, crazy battles, and of course, plenty of Jojo references to keep you entertained while you wait for Part 6. Who needs Netflix when you have a whole community of Jojo lovers to hang out with?

    Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock your Stand abilities in real life. Imagine being able to summon your own Stand to help you mine diamonds or fight off creepers. It’s like a dream come true!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP server today and let the Jojo madness begin!

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 110/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Towns Built: 1 Meteorite Armor Created: 25
    Astral Projections Made: 3 Potions Brewed: 139

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • Kamala Kultists Minecraft Server

    Kamala Kultists Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of KamalaKultists taking over the world with their boring national polls? Join our Minecraft server and escape the madness! Our server is filled with wild adventures and crazy challenges that will make you forget all about politics. Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll be granted the power to control the weather in-game. So say goodbye to KamalaKultists and hello to a world where the only thing that matters is having fun!

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 105/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
    Arcane Towers Raised: 3 Unicorn Sightings: 0

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • Roshi Derp Minecraft SMP

    Roshi Derp Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the sister of the owner randomly pops up on screen to give unsolicited advice and the annoying Russian girl keeps trying to steal everyone’s diamonds!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all poultry with an iron beak. Join his army of feathered warriors as they battle against the evil Sheep Empire, led by the diabolical Wooly Warlord.

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of rebellious villagers who love to break it down to the latest Minecraft hits. So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and be prepared for a wild ride unlike any other!

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 109/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 20
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 4

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • Dawntrail Minecraft Server

    Dawntrail Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with Moogle Treasure Troves, All Saints’ Wake celebrations, and meetups that will blow your mind!

    Picture this: a tea party with Golems, a spooky club with X-files and voting, and even a Halloween musical extravaganza! And don’t even get us started on the Pre-Halloween Badlands Chugs Watch Party – it’s gonna be lit!

    So why wait? Join our server now for a crazy, fun-filled adventure that you won’t find anywhere else. Who knows, you might even spot a Goblet W27 P17 Yard & Pools meetup with Golem Alts – it’s gonna be epic!

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 103/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 6 Magical Familiars Summoned: 1
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3 Secret Libraries Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • My Back Minecraft SMP

    My Back Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! We have a secret underground disco party every Friday night where the creepers show off their best dance moves. Plus, our admin is actually a wizard who can turn your diamond pickaxe into a magical wand that shoots fireballs (just be careful not to burn down your house). And don’t even get me started on our annual llama race where you can ride your trusty steed through obstacle courses and win fabulous prizes like enchanted golden carrots! So come join us and experience the wackiest, wildest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the unexpected… like that time a herd of zombie pigs invaded the village and started a rebellion against the villagers. Ah, good times.

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 104/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 4 Haunted Chests Opened: 7
    Battle Standards Raised: 8 Ores Mined: 8666

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • What is the IP for Lana’s Life Minecraft Server?

    What is the IP for Lana’s Life Minecraft Server?

    Lana is a successful businesswoman and entrepreneur with a passion for helping others. She started her own company at a young age and has since built it into a thriving enterprise. Lana is known for her dedication to giving back to her community through various charitable initiatives. In her free time, she enjoys traveling, practicing yoga, and spending time with her loved ones. Lana is a true inspiration to those around her and continues to make a positive impact in the world.

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 91/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3 Epic Mounts Acquired: 7
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 3 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 10

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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