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Players: | 90/100 | Votes: | 7380 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 8 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 53 |
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 24 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 5 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 13 |
Magical Moments Shared: | 11 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 |
Phantom Blocks Placed: | 8 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 3 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 5 |
Our server is run by a group of gay retards who have banded together to create a community like no other. From building giant phallic structures to organizing epic PvP battles, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear, guarded by a pack of derpy wolves who will protect it at all costs. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure map leading to a stash of emeralds so rare, they make the Ender Dragon jealous.
So why should you join the Gay Retard General Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle while wearing a tutu made of lapis lazuli? Join us today and let the madness begin!