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Players: | 90/100 | Votes: | 9969 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Endless Night Skies: | 4 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 9 |
Potions Brewed: | 21 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 |
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 121 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 11 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 18 |
Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 19 |
Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 | Orbs of Power Found: | 10 |
Divine Relics Bestowed: | 7 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 15 |
Our server is run by a group of gay retards who have banded together to create a community like no other. From building giant phallic structures to organizing epic PvP battles, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear, guarded by a pack of derpy wolves who will protect it at all costs. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure map leading to a stash of emeralds so rare, they make the Ender Dragon jealous.
So why should you join the Gay Retard General Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle while wearing a tutu made of lapis lazuli? Join us today and let the madness begin!