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Players: | 91/1000 | Votes: | 6844 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Phantom Rings Equipped: | 24 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 7 |
Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 46 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 5 |
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 4 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 11 |
Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 |
Horror Stories Survived: | 3 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 |
Epic Shields Constructed: | 31 | Rune Stones Activated: | 2 |
Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 15 |
Our server is run by a group of gay retards who have banded together to create a community like no other. From building giant phallic structures to organizing epic PvP battles, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear, guarded by a pack of derpy wolves who will protect it at all costs. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure map leading to a stash of emeralds so rare, they make the Ender Dragon jealous.
So why should you join the Gay Retard General Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle while wearing a tutu made of lapis lazuli? Join us today and let the madness begin!