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Players: | 94/900 | Votes: | 5638 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Celestial Gardens Planted: | 8 | Enchantments Applied: | 276 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 5 |
Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 6 |
Lost Souls Rescued: | 4 | Astral Projections Made: | 0 |
Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 8 |
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 10 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 |
Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 17 | Void Armor Forged: | 29 |
Our server is run by a group of gay retards who have banded together to create a community like no other. From building giant phallic structures to organizing epic PvP battles, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear, guarded by a pack of derpy wolves who will protect it at all costs. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure map leading to a stash of emeralds so rare, they make the Ender Dragon jealous.
So why should you join the Gay Retard General Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle while wearing a tutu made of lapis lazuli? Join us today and let the madness begin!