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Players: | 91/200 | Votes: | 6354 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 15 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 |
Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 |
Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 6 |
Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 3 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 4 |
Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 9 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
Cosmic Pies Baked: | 6 | Falling into the Void: | 0 |
Underground Cities Explored: | 3 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 |
Our server is run by a group of gay retards who have banded together to create a community like no other. From building giant phallic structures to organizing epic PvP battles, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear, guarded by a pack of derpy wolves who will protect it at all costs. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure map leading to a stash of emeralds so rare, they make the Ender Dragon jealous.
So why should you join the Gay Retard General Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle while wearing a tutu made of lapis lazuli? Join us today and let the madness begin!