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Players: | 93/800 | Votes: | 8552 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 |
Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 | Love Letters Sent: | 16 |
Astral Projections Made: | 0 | Zombie Dances: | 4 |
Rune Stones Activated: | 12 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 |
Our server is run by a group of gay retards who have banded together to create a community like no other. From building giant phallic structures to organizing epic PvP battles, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear, guarded by a pack of derpy wolves who will protect it at all costs. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure map leading to a stash of emeralds so rare, they make the Ender Dragon jealous.
So why should you join the Gay Retard General Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle while wearing a tutu made of lapis lazuli? Join us today and let the madness begin!