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Players: | 90/300 | Votes: | 8390 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 |
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 12 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 4 |
Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 9 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 4 |
Invisible Walls Found: | 2 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 |
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 |
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 7 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 15 |
Our server is run by a group of gay retards who have banded together to create a community like no other. From building giant phallic structures to organizing epic PvP battles, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear, guarded by a pack of derpy wolves who will protect it at all costs. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure map leading to a stash of emeralds so rare, they make the Ender Dragon jealous.
So why should you join the Gay Retard General Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle while wearing a tutu made of lapis lazuli? Join us today and let the madness begin!