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Players: | 96/700 | Votes: | 4536 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Undead Armies Raised: | 0 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 15 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 |
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 7680 |
Treasure Maps Found: | 8 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 |
Mystic Runes Engraved: | 6 | Astral Projections Made: | 4 |
Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 0 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 |
Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 14 |
Our server is run by a group of gay retards who have banded together to create a community like no other. From building giant phallic structures to organizing epic PvP battles, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear, guarded by a pack of derpy wolves who will protect it at all costs. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure map leading to a stash of emeralds so rare, they make the Ender Dragon jealous.
So why should you join the Gay Retard General Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle while wearing a tutu made of lapis lazuli? Join us today and let the madness begin!