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Players: | 99/700 | Votes: | 949 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 6 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 8 |
Endless Legions Commanded: | 47 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 |
Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 24 |
Evil Lairs Raided: | 8 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 16 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 1 |
Treasure Maps Found: | 7 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 3 |
Haunted Chests Opened: | 8 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 |
Our server is run by a group of gay retards who have banded together to create a community like no other. From building giant phallic structures to organizing epic PvP battles, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear, guarded by a pack of derpy wolves who will protect it at all costs. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure map leading to a stash of emeralds so rare, they make the Ender Dragon jealous.
So why should you join the Gay Retard General Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle while wearing a tutu made of lapis lazuli? Join us today and let the madness begin!