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| Players: | 105/800 | Votes: | 2511 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 5 | Dimension Hops: | 2 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 | Emeralds Found: | 9004 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 5 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 7 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 2 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 2 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 |
Welcome to the Gay Retard General Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time! Join us if you’re tired of boring, vanilla servers and want to experience the wildest adventures in the blocky world.
Our server is run by a group of gay retards who have banded together to create a community like no other. From building giant phallic structures to organizing epic PvP battles, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear, guarded by a pack of derpy wolves who will protect it at all costs. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure map leading to a stash of emeralds so rare, they make the Ender Dragon jealous.
So why should you join the Gay Retard General Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle while wearing a tutu made of lapis lazuli? Join us today and let the madness begin!
