Welcome to the Gay Retard General Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time! Join us if you’re tired of boring, vanilla servers and want to experience the wildest adventures in the blocky world.

Our server is run by a group of gay retards who have banded together to create a community like no other. From building giant phallic structures to organizing epic PvP battles, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear, guarded by a pack of derpy wolves who will protect it at all costs. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure map leading to a stash of emeralds so rare, they make the Ender Dragon jealous.

So why should you join the Gay Retard General Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle while wearing a tutu made of lapis lazuli? Join us today and let the madness begin!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 107/200 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Living Statues Befriended: 0 Secret Libraries Discovered: 3
Void Gems Collected: 37 Living Shadows Defeated: 3
Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Cursed Statues Activated: 2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 19
Immortal Potions Brewed: 11 Portal Loops Escaped: 2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

New Minecraft Servers

  • Loka

    Loka

    Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 102/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Pirate Ships Raided: 0 Dragon Scales Harvested: 471
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 4 Cursed Statues Activated: 1
    Lost Souls Rescued: 1 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3 Mimic Chests Discovered: 2
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 5 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 20

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • From PokeBa

    From PokeBa

    Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 101/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 14 Cursed Villages Purged: 3
    Cursed Lands Purified: 5 Cursed Amulets Found: 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 8187 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 20
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 New Chunks Explored: 505176

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • RealBox

    RealBox

    BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 95/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4
    Magic Crystals Found: 7 Astral Mages Summoned: 3
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 12 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2
    Towns Built: 5 Epic Weapons Forged: 9
    Gnome Villages Protected: 3 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 2

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Minewind

    Minewind

    Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

    A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

    Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

    At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

    For more information visit https://minewind.com

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 100/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Undead Armies Raised: 5 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 33 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6 Secret Guilds Joined: 3
    Villages Defended: 17 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 10
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 26 Celestial Events Witnessed: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • PocketPixels

    PocketPixels

    All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 90/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Royal Decrees Issued: 0 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 43 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 5 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5 Magic Wands Crafted: 17
    Goblin Markets Raided: 2 Infernal Machines Built: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • VanillaPlus

    VanillaPlus

    NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 96/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 7 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 16 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 9 Animals Bred: 199
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1 Divine Scrolls Written: 7

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • PlayCDU

    PlayCDU

    Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 104/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 18 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
    Chaos Gates Opened: 0 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
    Teleportation Mishaps: 1 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3
    Herobrine Sightings: 4 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2
    Vanishing Structures Built: 5 Legendary Scepters Created: 5

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • JackpotMC

    JackpotMC

    JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 97/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 Potions Brewed: 155
    Wyrmholes Dug: 5 Rainbows Spotted: 10
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 9 Haunted Chests Opened: 10

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • NAVELYA

    NAVELYA

    NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 104/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Villages Defended: 15
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 19 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3
    Herobrine Sightings: 3 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 21 Towns Built: 2
    Epic Quests Completed: 17 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 6

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CedarMC

    CedarMC

    The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

    Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 93/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 9 Backwards Speech Heard: 6
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 25 Pirate Ships Captured: 0
    Runes Activated: 3 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 26
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2 Endless Mazes Solved: 3
    Dragon Eggs Found: 4745 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • EYServer

    EYServer

    The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 90/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Runes Activated: 2 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7
    Animals Bred: 133 Cursed Scrolls Read: 2
    Astral Mages Summoned: 3 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 3 Werewolf Howls Heard: 1
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 33 Legendary Heroes Trained: 5

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Foxcraft

    Foxcraft

    Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 96/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1 Lost Souls Rescued: 3
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 3 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2 Werewolf Howls Heard: 1
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 38 Infinity Stones Found: 2
    Astral Projections Made: 1 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 10

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Dreamerz Network

    Dreamerz Network

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 104/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3 Underground Cities Explored: 2
    Wailing Winds Heard: 1 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Herobrine Sightings: 9
    Cursed Statues Activated: 2 Paranormal Events Investigated: 2
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 5 Villages Defended: 6

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • SunRealms

    SunRealms

    SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 103/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 10 Underground Cities Explored: 1
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2 Mimic Chests Discovered: 1
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 16 Celestial Events Witnessed: 1
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Demonic Pacts Formed: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • Ace MC

    Ace MC

    Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 106/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 15 Powerful Allies Recruited: 8
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 13
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 6 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2
    Magic Wands Crafted: 20 Gryphons Tamed: 2
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Shattered Realms Restored: 1

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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