Welcome to the Gay Retard General Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time! Join us if you’re tired of boring, vanilla servers and want to experience the wildest adventures in the blocky world.

Our server is run by a group of gay retards who have banded together to create a community like no other. From building giant phallic structures to organizing epic PvP battles, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear, guarded by a pack of derpy wolves who will protect it at all costs. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure map leading to a stash of emeralds so rare, they make the Ender Dragon jealous.

So why should you join the Gay Retard General Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle while wearing a tutu made of lapis lazuli? Join us today and let the madness begin!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 93/800 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3
Fabled Crowns Discovered: 7 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1
Starry Nights Enjoyed: 39 Hidden Passages Discovered: 7
Enchanted Armories Found: 2 Ancient Ruins Explored: 4
Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

New Minecraft Servers

  • Trollrace Network

    Trollrace Network

    Join DoniBobes on his newest Minecraft Network. Are you the Troll? or will you get trolled?Play online, and maybe you will be in Doni’s next YouTube Video

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 103/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Rune Stones Activated: 2 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 1 Haunted Forests Traversed: 7
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3
    Glorious Feasts Held: 16 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1
    Cursed Statues Activated: 2 Mystic Runes Engraved: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • MCexp

    MCexp

    Minecraft Experience was born with the aim of bringing players together by creating a solid community based on mutual respect. we have various modes including: Vanilla Experience: If you’re looking for a quiet vanilla game where grief is forbidden and playing together is the basis of the mode, then this is for you! Staffers present 99% of the time, shops created in vanilla by the players, official server shop and every Sunday at 3pm a fantastic giveaway. SkyBlock Experience: Are you looking for a totally unique skyblock? Skyblock Experience is completely unique and spectacular! OpPrison: A one of a kind OpPrison, many ranks and a fantastic map!!!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 106/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Demon Skulls Collected: 20
    Void Armor Forged: 20 Spectral Entities Defeated: 3
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 1 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 10
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 2 Meteorite Armor Created: 24
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 4 Phantom Blocks Placed: 7

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • BrasilCraft

    BrasilCraft

    BrasilCraft Servers 100% Brazilian Version 1.8x – 1.20x Servers > IP: jogarbrasilcraft.com > Server Name: BrasilCraft > Server Version 1.8x – 1.20x > Servidor Slimefun > Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/BrasilCraft > Discord Do Servidor: https://discord.gg/pzzfBB5f4H > Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/brasilcraft… >Twitter: https://twitter.com/_BrasilCraft_ >Site: https://www.brasilcraft.net >YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@BrasilCraft

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 106/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Epic Mounts Acquired: 2
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Herobrine Sightings: 10
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 3 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 4
    Magical Moments Shared: 6 Enchantments Applied: 82
    Endless Night Skies: 4 Mineshafts Explored: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • realme

    realme

    Finnish Minecraft server! From us you can find e.g. Survival, Battle Royale, Bounty Hunter and Finland’s best SkyWars!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 90/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Dragons Tamed: 6 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 12
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3 Epic Mounts Acquired: 2
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 8
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Rune Stones Activated: 2
    Gods Slained: 2 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Dextrality

    Dextrality

    Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 90/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Secret Passages Found: 8 Paranormal Events Investigated: 4
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Undead Armies Raised: 2
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 3 Wailing Winds Heard: 4
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 1 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Dragon Block Apollo

    Dragon Block Apollo

    1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 104/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Divine Spears Created: 18 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5 Endless Night Skies: 4
    Ether Blades Crafted: 19 Phoenix Feathers Found: 14
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6 Mystic Runes Engraved: 3

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • MineBox Network

    MineBox Network

    Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 104/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 8 Magical Frogs Kissed: 8
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 2 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 1
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 332 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • TavernMC

    TavernMC

    TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 106/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Herobrine Sightings: 9 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 7 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 4
    Evil Lairs Raided: 7 Epic Shields Constructed: 24
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Enchantments Applied: 139

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Roleplay Hub

    Roleplay Hub

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 95/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1 Magic Items Found: 3013
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Enchantments Applied: 280
    Pirate Ships Captured: 0 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 3
    Evil Lairs Raided: 7 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 30
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 4 Endless Night Skies: 1

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Loka

    Loka

    Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 94/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Gryphons Tamed: 1 Villages Defended: 7
    Soul Contracts Signed: 2 Infernal Machines Built: 2
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 5 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1
    Epic Weapons Forged: 4 Void Gems Collected: 38
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • From PokeBa

    From PokeBa

    Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 90/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 20 Forbidden Relics Collected: 2
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1 Titanic Battles Fought: 26
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 Cursed Taverns Survived: 1
    Love Letters Sent: 13 Mystic Runes Engraved: 4
    Eternal Flames Captured: 8 Haunted Mines Explored: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • RealBox

    RealBox

    BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 96/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 5 Potions Brewed: 115
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4 Pirate Ships Raided: 3
    Treasure Maps Found: 2 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 10
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 16
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 1 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Minewind

    Minewind

    Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

    A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

    Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

    At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

    For more information visit https://minewind.com

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 91/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 7 Reality Warps Survived: 0
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Phantom Rings Equipped: 13
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 3 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3 Paranormal Events Investigated: 2
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2 Immortal Anvils Forged: 20

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • PocketPixels

    PocketPixels

    All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 94/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Magic Items Found: 2397 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Soul Contracts Signed: 2
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 3 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 18 Divine Relics Bestowed: 15

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • VanillaPlus

    VanillaPlus

    NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 105/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Emeralds Found: 1542 Chimeras Created: 3
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 17
    Wyrmholes Dug: 4 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1
    Talking Trees Consulted: 4 Legendary Scepters Created: 3
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 2 Magical Moments Shared: 9

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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