Welcome to the Gay Retard General Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time! Join us if you’re tired of boring, vanilla servers and want to experience the wildest adventures in the blocky world.

Our server is run by a group of gay retards who have banded together to create a community like no other. From building giant phallic structures to organizing epic PvP battles, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear, guarded by a pack of derpy wolves who will protect it at all costs. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure map leading to a stash of emeralds so rare, they make the Ender Dragon jealous.

So why should you join the Gay Retard General Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle while wearing a tutu made of lapis lazuli? Join us today and let the madness begin!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 96/700 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired: 7 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4
Treasure Maps Found: 13 Mythical Quests Completed: 38
Mythical Swords Crafted: 57 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0
Buildings Constructed: 36 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 8

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

New Minecraft Servers

  • BrasilCraft

    BrasilCraft

    BrasilCraft Servers 100% Brazilian Version 1.8x – 1.20x Servers > IP: jogarbrasilcraft.com > Server Name: BrasilCraft > Server Version 1.8x – 1.20x > Servidor Slimefun > Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/BrasilCraft > Discord Do Servidor: https://discord.gg/pzzfBB5f4H > Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/brasilcraft… >Twitter: https://twitter.com/_BrasilCraft_ >Site: https://www.brasilcraft.net >YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@BrasilCraft

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 91/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Runes Activated: 5
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 49 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2
    Epic Battles Fought: 13 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • realme

    realme

    Finnish Minecraft server! From us you can find e.g. Survival, Battle Royale, Bounty Hunter and Finland’s best SkyWars!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 91/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 11
    Magic Items Found: 2484 Dark Rituals Completed: 9
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2
    Potions Brewed: 175 Endless Staircases Climbed: 0
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 5 Omnipotent Charms Created: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Dextrality

    Dextrality

    Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 95/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dragonkin Hatched: 5 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 2 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 11
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 13 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Dragon Block Apollo

    Dragon Block Apollo

    1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 99/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 12 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 4 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 6 Celestial Events Witnessed: 3
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Vanishing Items Found: 8
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 5 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • MineBox Network

    MineBox Network

    Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 100/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7 Endless Mazes Conquered: 2
    Ores Mined: 8223 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 3
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 10
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 6 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3 Void Gems Collected: 35

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • TavernMC

    TavernMC

    TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 106/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Lunar Scepters Activated: 4
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5 Royal Courts Attended: 5
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Celestial Crowns Worn: 2
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 3 Haunted Mines Explored: 3
    Demon Skulls Collected: 39 Epic Mounts Acquired: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Roleplay Hub

    Roleplay Hub

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 93/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 11
    Potions Brewed: 128 Dragons Tamed: 5
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 16 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Titanic Battles Fought: 23

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Loka

    Loka

    Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 102/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 32 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Astral Staffs Crafted: 19
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 3 Eternal Flames Captured: 3
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 1 Demonic Pacts Formed: 0
    Zombie Dances: 6 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • From PokeBa

    From PokeBa

    Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 99/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Soul Contracts Signed: 4
    Vanishing Items Found: 5 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 1 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • RealBox

    RealBox

    BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 103/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3 Legendary Scepters Created: 5
    Talking Trees Consulted: 1 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4
    Players Killed by Monsters: 9845 Omnipotent Charms Created: 3
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 6 Astral Staffs Crafted: 7
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 10 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Minewind

    Minewind

    Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

    A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

    Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

    At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

    For more information visit https://minewind.com

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 96/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 9
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 8 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 1 Soul Contracts Signed: 4
    Wyrmholes Dug: 4 Magic Crystals Found: 22
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • PocketPixels

    PocketPixels

    All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 99/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5 Royal Decrees Issued: 1
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 1 Whispering Shadows Heard: 4
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 38
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 4 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 1425

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • VanillaPlus

    VanillaPlus

    NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 108/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2
    Mines Excavated: 4455 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Eternal Flames Captured: 3 Buildings Constructed: 6
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2 Vanishing Items Found: 8
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 10

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • PlayCDU

    PlayCDU

    Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 108/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Treasure Maps Found: 14 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1
    Cursed Amulets Found: 4 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1
    Chimeras Created: 2 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 5
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • JackpotMC

    JackpotMC

    JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 90/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Arcane Towers Raised: 5 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Wailing Winds Heard: 2
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 259 Endless Mazes Solved: 3
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 1 Epic Mounts Acquired: 7
    Astral Mages Summoned: 2 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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